HOOPS

bro, i cannot BELIEVE saturday is gonna be either "Duke versus UNC for an ultimate rivalry showdown in the FUCKING FINAL FOUR"

or "Duke versus St. Peter's, in the most wild Cinderella college basketball story of all time, yes you read that correctly it'd be a fuckin' 15 seed team in the Final Four"

either way, i'm going to be losing my entire mind

...and, yeah, if Duke wins i'm definitely gonna be like. time to burn the city down. go go literally-everyone-who-isn't-duke