Six Views on Disco Elysium

I finished playing Disco Elysium a few days ago and have about lost my mind trying to write some kind of pitch/review/thoughts about it without sounding too effusive or over-the-top or meandering.

I've probably failed but I can't hold it in any longer! Here's six different pitches for why this game is amazing! tl;dr oh my gosh please play it

( the basic pitch )

( the phoenix wright pitch )

( the real made magical )

( compared to its peers )

( revachol )

5.

also kim kitsuragi’s accent is just extremely attractive i’m putting that out there

6.

also lavendre’s review is super good and is what convinced me to put this game on the list in the first place, so there's that :D;;;