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Lua ([personal profile] queenlua) wrote2024-08-05 01:50 pm
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parlor question: oval office edition

You are the president of the United States.

As president, you apparently can display whatever cool damn object you want in the Oval Office. For instance, Joe Biden asked for a 0.7 pound moon rock and I gotta say it looks fly as hell.

What object do you request to have in your Oval Office?

(i'm blithely assuming you can get basically anything from the Smithsonian Museums, the Library of Congress, any major US national/state archives, etc. i am assuming you probably cannot get e.g. the Mona Lisa loaned to you, but you could probably get various other artsy/historic objects loaned from abroad if they're less famous and/or less-obviously-a-major-centerpiece-of-tourism? idk, feel free to make your case for whatever outlandish idea you come up with; this is mostly an excuse to hear everyone's Platonic Ideal Of A Cool Desk Bauble)
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[personal profile] raisedbymoogles 2024-08-06 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
let's be real, there'd be so much shit on President Moogle's desk that it'd be unusable, let alone have a place to display tchotchkes.

that said... those little magnetic balls, for fidgeting purposes. And a jar that said 'Ashes of Problem Congresspeople.' (It would hold candy.)