HOOPS

[queenlua]

bro, i cannot BELIEVE saturday is gonna be either "Duke versus UNC for an ultimate rivalry showdown in the FUCKING FINAL FOUR"

or "Duke versus St. Peter's, in the most wild Cinderella college basketball story of all time, yes you read that correctly it'd be a fuckin' 15 seed team in the Final Four"

either way, i'm going to be losing my entire mind

...and, yeah, if Duke wins i'm definitely gonna be like. time to burn the city down. go go literally-everyone-who-isn't-duke

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[lassarina]

GO EVERYONE WHO ISN'T DUKE, she hollers, having grown up ten minutes from University of Maryland

[queenlua]

*whispers* yes... you get it... you understand...

[lassarina]

Duke is the cause of almost all sportball-related bullshit at UM such as rushing the field, tearing down goalposts, etc, so yes. XD Also, my uncle and cousin both went to Duke and I am honor-bound to yank their chains about it, much as I was honor-bound to show up in a Blackhawks shirt when introducing my then-fiancé to my dad's family. Who are from Boston. When the Blackhawks had not a week beforehand defeated the Bruins in the Stanley Cup. (My uncle disowned me for approximately three seconds and then gave me a hug.)

[queenlua]

show up in a Blackhawks shirt when introducing my then-fiancé to my dad's family. Who are from Boston. When the Blackhawks had not a week beforehand defeated the Bruins in the Stanley Cup

that's an absolutely glorious troll, omg, i'm cackling

[lassarina]

I was really proud of it, ngl.

EDIT: also lol fuck Duke!!!!

[kradeelav]

where's that meme of 'i know literally nothing of your fandom here but i'm rooting for everything in this post xD'

also i saw this on twitter and ((immediately)) thought of you here https://twitter.com/dirtbagboyfren/status/1510670647214567425?s=19

[queenlua]

omg... Hiroyuki, fellow sports bro... i love it...

(also UNC WON BABEY i was on cloud NINE all night last night. TAR HEELS FOREVER)