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candyheartsex ([personal profile] candyheartsex) wrote2026-02-16 02:05 pm
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Post-Reveals Pinch Hit

We have one post-reveals pinch hit! No need to formally claim it in advance, but I'll screen comments, so if you're able to create a gift for this request, please comment here after you've posted it so I'll know for sure that it's in.

PH 98 - Sleep No More - Punchdrunk, Sleep No More - Punchdrunk )

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silver ([personal profile] silverflight8) wrote2026-02-16 11:54 am
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sf supernatural monsters

Something that I just don't usually do well with in sf/f is unnatural monsters presented in a scientific-ish context.

Admittedly I'm not into horror for horror, so I'm definitely missing a piece of the enjoyment that lets a fan of e.g. monstrous characters/enemies overlook other stuff - "OK the plot isn't great but I really liked the minotaur so it was worth the trade off!" which is definitely something I do for stuff that I care about, like interesting worldbuilding. Everyone's got their preferences and IMO it's not worth interrogating past that, sometimes you just like what you like. But the problem is the suspension of disbelief and the way that it breaks mine when sf tries to talk about horrifying supernatural monsters in a scientific context because then: WE HAVE BROUGHT IN BIOLOGY. (Oh no.)

I find a lot of horror wants to play off that fear that this monster is so much better than humans so we are helpless against it. OK. But unfortunately I cannot stop thinking about biology, and also, what underpins biology: energy. First, the biology part - there are lots of animals and not-animals here, today, in the past, that are better than humans on just about any axis. It's kind of what happens when you compare 1 species against, you know, several hundred millions of other species. There isn't really an apex of all apexes, there was no cosmic race to do that, and also no reason to do so. A species exists in a time and place and its unique constraints. Pretty much nothing is adapted to every conceivable environment - why should it be? And every species and individual makes trade offs because energy is not infinite. There are lots of advantages to being warm blooded like a human (being able to move! running from danger! actively capturing things!) but also lots of disadvantages (the number of calories you have to consume is staggeringly more than cold blooded, not to mention plants! you're limited by the productivity of the prey you eat!) There's not exactly a hard-and-fast rule that says anaerobic life forms are better at life than aerobic, I'm sorry. Each of them generally does extremely poorly in the wrong environment. As you add complexity you add to the number of ways things can go wrong, you add to the cost of maintaining all that infrastructure...It's always bothered me when the aliens are so much better for monstrous reasons just because Doylistically, that makes them scary. OK, but what does make them able to exist better than us in hard vacuum and in a hyperoxygenated environment like Earth? (Have you seen what oxygen does to stuff that has never been exposed to oxygen before? What it did to all the rocks that were present on the planet when it happened? The effects are still visible several billion years later. Have you thought about fire and why it does really well here and not elsewhere?) If they move faster than us, does that mean they need more energy? What about their joints? This is a part of my brain I am apparently unable to shut off if the context invites any kind of biological scrutiny. We are humans writing for other humans, we know our limitations imposed by biology and physics because obviously, we inhabit these bodies and have first-hand knowledge, which is unconsciously integrated into our art. When monsters are written this way, they appear to have no limits, and I find that weirdly frustrating. Not to mention the worldbuilding pretzel I find hard to respect when the monster is actually custom-designed to be extra scary or good at killing/destroying humans, when they did not know about humans - it's just too much Ah How Convenient, Humans Are The Center of the Universe (Negative Edition) to me. I'd respect it more if a monster was like "oh I have discovered Humans are a great snack, didn't know they existed!" rather than some cosmically horrifying this has always been out there to hunt you, a Very Important Organism from the Center of the Universe* statement. I don't think these concerns bother other people who like the genre, or use these concepts, it's just me. They wake up every ounce of my but actuallyyyy instincts and then I stop enjoying it as a book**.

I'm OK with totally magical (often in fantasy) monsters, since it just says OK, ignore all physical realities, this is something else. That's fine. I just can't with the halfsies position here.

(Indeed I did not enjoy Blindsight [I believe this is Peter Watts' exercise in despair], nor Into the Drowning Deep, nor right now, Leviathan Wakes.)




*Pretty sure we're in a backwater actually

** Actually I also don't appreciate, this time from a narrative perspective, the way many of those also do a late-book shift into re-examining the horrifying bits as Actually This is Beautiful, which I find both twee and irritating. THIS IS JUST NOT FOR ME
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phoenixdown_mod ([personal profile] phoenixdown_mod) wrote in [community profile] phoenixdown_ex2026-02-16 12:16 pm
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Nominations Auto-Rejecting

We have had some reports of nominations under certain fandoms being auto-rejected by ao3. This seems to be due to past tag wrangling efforts from our first round, so unfortunately isn't something we can change at this point. The fandom reported is Final Fantasy VII Remake & Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024).

If you are trying to nominate a new relationship not already in the tagset and are receiving a response from ao3 which says "This nomination has been rejected (but another version may have been approved instead)", then please reply to this post and we will add the nominations for you manually.

As a note, please ensure that you are also disambiguating all nominations with the fandom in brackets at the end of the tag like this:
- Cid Highwind/Vincent Valentine (FFVII Compilation)
- Cloud Strife/Aerith Gainsborough (FFVII Remake)
- Cid nan Garlond/Nero tol Scaeva (FFXIV)
If you have nominated without these disambiguations and it is showing as rejected, please check that the tag hasn't been approved with the disambiguation added before reporting it here.
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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2026-02-16 10:50 am

I Initially Forgot To Include A Title, Which Is At Least Appropriate For The Fandom.

The 2026 Three-Sentence Ficathon is now at an end! Still open to fills, but there are no new prompts being posted. Here's an eighth and (probably) final roundup of my fills; once again, all of these are for The Goes Wrong Show.


Assorted ficlets for the Goes Wrong Show, 1,400 words total. )


And that's the end of this Three-Sentence Ficathon! It's my favourite fandom event of the year, and this year in particular I've had an incredible time with it. I ended up writing fifty-six fills, totalling just over ten thousand words; fifty-two of those fills were for The Goes Wrong Show, because I have a problem.

Thank you to everyone for your prompts and comments and fills! Thank you in particular to anyone who read my Goes Wrong Show fics without being familiar with the series; a couple of people even checked the show out because of my fills, which absolutely delighted me. My main goals were to have a good time and spread Goes Wrong propaganda, and I think I've succeeded in both.
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Hamster doin' his best in this big world ([personal profile] crantz) wrote in [community profile] once_upon_fic2026-02-16 01:56 am
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Hiatus for 2026

First of all, we're okay! But after discussion, Morbane and I have decided that we'll be putting Once Upon on hiatus for this year, with intention to return in 2027.

Thankfully we have ten years of archives of this exchange for you to get your fix while we get back on track! As well, the 2025 collection remains open for late prompt filling.

And now is a great time to read fairytale collections! Right now I'm personally working my way through the Penguin translation of 1001 Arabian Nights and hoping to dig into "The Turnip Princess and Other Newly Discovered Fairy Tales".
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skygiants ([personal profile] skygiants) wrote2026-02-15 06:17 pm

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I never got around to writing up Anne McCaffrey's The Mark of Merlin when I read it last year, but I've been thinking about McCaffrey a lot recently due to blitzing through the Dragons Made Me Did It Pern podcast (highly recommended btw) and [personal profile] osprey_archer asked for a post on my last-year-end round-up so now seems as good a time as any.

The important thing to know about The Mark of Merlin is that -- unlike many of the things I've read recently! -- it is not, in any way, the least little bit, Arthuriana. They are not in Great Britain. There are no thematic Arthurian connections. There is absolutely zero hint of anything magical. So why Merlin? Well, Merlin is the name of the heroine's dog, and he's a very good boy, so that's all that really needs to be said about that.

Anyway, this is McCaffrey writing in classic romantic suspense mode a la Mary Stewart or Barbara Michaels, and honestly it's a pretty fun time! Our Heroine Carla's father Tragically Died in the War, so he asked his second-in-command to be her guardian and now she's en route to stay with Major Laird in his isolated house in Cape Cod. Tragically scarred and war-traumatized Major Laird has no Gothic-trope concerns about this because Carla's full name is Carlysle and her dad accidentally forgot to tell him that the child in question was a daughter and not a son; Carla is fully aware of the mixup and but has not chosen to enlighten him because she thinks it's extremely funny to pop out at Major Laird like "ha ha! You THOUGHT I was a hapless youth and wrote me a patronizing letter about it, but INSTEAD I am a beautiful and plucky young co-ed so joke's on you!"

There is an actual suspense plot; the suspense plot is that Someone is hunting Carla for reasons of secret information her dad passed on in his luggage before he died, and also his death was under Mysterious Circumstances, and so we have to figure out what's going on with all of that and eventually have a big confrontation in the remote Cape Cod house. But mostly the book is just Carla and the Major being snowed in, romantically bickering, huddling for warmth, cooking delicious meals over the old Cape Cod stove, etc. etc. Cozy in the classic sense, very little substance but excellent for reading in a vacation cottage while drinking tea and eating a cheese toastie.

As a sidenote, I did not know until I started listening to Dragons Made Me Do It that McCaffrey's Dragonflight preceded The Flame and the Flower, the book that's credited as being the first bodice-ripper romance novel and launching the genre of historical romance as we know it today, by a good four years. It's interesting to place this very classic romantic suspense novel -- which was published almost a decade after Dragonflight, but, at least according to this Harvard student newspaper article I turned up, at least partially written in 1950 -- against the full tropetastic dubcon-at-best dragonsex Pern situations, which clearly belong to a later moment. And speaking of later moments, it's also a bit of a mindfuck for me to think very hard about McCaffrey's place in genre history and realize how very early she is. I was reading McCaffrey in the nineties, against Lackey and Bujold. Reading her in conversation with Russ and LeGuin is a whole different experience.

But this is all a tangent and not very much to do with The Mark of Merlin, a perfectly fun perfectly fine book, very short on the wtf moments that have characterized most of my experiences with McCaffrey, and if anything comes late to its moment rather than early.
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Trismegistus ([personal profile] lebateleur) wrote2026-02-15 03:57 pm
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I logged on to post about something else...

...but instead I will just say that I am incredibly saddened to learn of [personal profile] spikedluv's passing. She was such a lovely presence on my reading page and like so many others, I will miss her.

これで以上です。
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modzilla ([personal profile] modzilla) wrote in [community profile] fffx2026-02-16 09:12 am
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Delay & PHs #18, 28, 32, 39, 53, 62, 64, 65, 67-69

Since we have several outstanding pinch hits, I am announcing a two-week delay to the remainder of the exchange schedule. Reveals will now occur at 5pm EST on March 14, and creator reveals will occur on March 28. I'm sorry to everyone who was hoping for reveals on time, and who has put work in to make that happen, but I'm hopeful that this will allow creators enough time to make good gifts for everyone who doesn't have one yet.

Therefore, the following pinch hits are due at 11:59pm EST, Sunday 8 March. To claim, please reply with your AO3 name, and let me know which recipient/PH number you want. You're also welcome to claim by emailing mod.modzilla@gmail.com.

If you have a current pinch hit, I'm happy to discuss extensions. However, your deadline is not automatically extended. Please contact me if you'd like more time.

Minimum requirements: An art gift must be a completed comic at least 10 pages or 40 panels long; a fic gift must be a story at least 10,000 words long. You can also fulfil a pinch hit by giving two complete half-length works, if your recipient has opted into that for the fandom(s) you are creating in. Any work must be for a fandom your recipient has requested and one character/relationship/worldbuilding tag requested in that fandom, and must avoid their DNWs.

Pinch hits can now be claimed in 5k or 20-panel increments if the recipient has opted into receiving half-length works. Please say in your claim if you're claiming a pinch hit for 5k (fic) or 20 panels (comic), and for what fandom.



PARTLY CLAIMED - Pinch hit #18 - fic - Nantucket Trilogy - S.M. Stirling, Crossover Fandom x2 [Grimm TV/Guardian TV, Grimm TV/Christabel - Coleridge], 长公主在上 | Zhǎng Gōng Zhǔ Zài Shàng (Web Series), 绅探 | Detective L (TV) )
This pinch hit can be fulfilled by one 5,000-word story, for some requests - please check individual request details

Pinch hit #28 - art, fic [varies by request] - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) x2, Overwatch (Video Game), Slow Horses (TV), Brew Solves - Fandom, Dangan Ronpa Series, Death Note (Anime & Manga) )

Pinch hit #32 - fic - Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Murder She Wrote, Jem and the Holograms (Cartoon), G.I. Joe (Cartoon), Voltron: Lion Force (1984) )

PARTLY CLAIMED - Pinch hit #39 - fic - Stargate Atlantis, Kolja | Kolya (1996), Cesta do pravěku | Journey to the Beginning of Time (1955), Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies) )

This pinch hit can be fulfilled with one 5k story.

Pinch hit #53 - art, fic - Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Ahsoka (TV), Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: Resistance (Cartoon), Crossover Fandom [Star Wars Sequel Trilogy/Star Wars: Ahsoka] )

Pinch hit #62 - art, fic - 少年歌行 | The Blood of Youth (Live Action TV), 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV), 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV), 伪装者 | The Disguiser (TV), 少年白马醉春风 | Dashing Youth (Live Action TV), 杀破狼 | Sha Po Lang - priest )

PARTLY CLAIMED - Pinch hit #64 - art, fic - Fandom For Robots - Vina Jie-Min Prasad, Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers, Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, 将军在上 | Oh My General (TV), Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn, The Goblin Emperor Series - Katherine Addison )

This pinch hit can be fulfilled by one 5,000+ word story or one 20-panel comic for some requests - please check individual request tags

Pinch hit #65 - fic - Columbo, Criminal Minds (US TV), Grey's Anatomy, Miss Marple - Agatha Christie, NCIS: Los Angeles, SEAL Team (TV), Sherlock (TV) The Professionals (TV 1977) )

PARTLY CLAIMED - PH #67 - art, fic [varies by request] - Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (Video Game), Original Work, Crossover Fandom [Brooklyn 99 & The Labyrinth], Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games) )

This pinch hit can be fulfilled by one 5,000+ word story or one 20-panel comic for some requests - please check individual request tags

PARTLY CLAIMED - PH #68 - fic - Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), We Were Liars - E. Lockhart, Stranger Things (TV 2016), Wednesday (TV 2022), Agatha All Along (TV), Crossover Fandom [DCEU & MCU] )

This pinch hit can be fulfilled with one 5k story.

PH #69 - art, fic - Doctor Who: Scream of the Shalka, Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who (2005), This is How You Lose the Time War - Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone, Dragon Age (Video Games), The Sandman (TV 2022) )


See below cut for CLAIMED pinch hits!
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rikachu. ([personal profile] ojisans) wrote in [community profile] ponponpon2026-02-15 07:24 pm

☆ 43 now they see what will be



150x trigun stargaze ep 06 (vash, wolfwood, meryl, milly)

blinded eyes to see )
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cahn ([personal profile] cahn) wrote2026-02-14 10:32 pm

The Jewish War: First half of Book 1

I am super not promising to always have this on Saturday, but yay long weekend!

Last week: I know some of you reading this study Talmud -- Josephus asserts at the very beginning that the "sufferings of the Jews" (presumably, in context of Josephus' writing, Titus destroying the temple, etc. though we won't get there for a while) are their own fault: "no foreign power is to blame." It was pointed out that the Talmud may (?) have its own opinion(s) as to whether the destruction of the Temple and the resulting diaspora was divine punishment? And regardless of the former, may also blame Titus? (I also don't know yet, because we haven't gotten there yet and won't for a while, whether Josephus himself thinks it's divine punishment or just plain old temporal consequences. My vague recollection of Feuchtwanger's Josephus is that he was thinking more of the latter, which is also very much borne out by this week's reading.)

This week: First half of Book 1 (Ch 22 / Par 444):

Okay, I must say the first part of this was a slog for me -- flitting between a lot of people I didn't know. Good thing we have this reading group or I might not have got through it. As it was, I had to take copious notes to even make a stab at writing up a summary (I won't promise I'll do this every week, but I had a little extra time and quite frankly I knew I wouldn't remember who any of these people were next week if I didn't), and I'm going to put them in comments so this post doesn't get super long. At least Josephus felt it was "inappropriate to go into the early history of the Jews," which would have made it really long. Anyway, it got substantially more interesting once Herod showed up!

Next week: Finish book 1.
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mindstalk ([personal profile] mindstalk) wrote2026-02-15 02:23 pm
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The big lie of rotisserie chicken

(Disclaimer: title is an exaggeration)

It's commonly said, particularly on Bluesky right now, that US supermarket rotisserie whole chicken is as cheap or cheaper than buying a whole raw chicken, with many people wondering how that's possible. A common reason suggested is "loss leader". More cynically, one might suspect of chickens about to expire, thus providing basically free input. (There's an independent grocer-deli in Montreal that I suspect did exactly this: their cooked drumsticks that I bought had a suspicious whiff to them.)

But why do people believe cooked chicken is cheaper than raw? Apparently because they compare the cost of cooked and raw chickens... as if all chickens were the same size. Or as if stores drew randomly from the chicken supply to cook. But really, given that raw chicken is sold by weight, and cooked chickens are sold by chicken, why wouldn't a store pull the smallest chickens to cook and sell at a markup?

Read more... )

As for the "Big Lie" in the title, that's not the stores lying, per se. They offer you a chicken, and they sell you a chicken. But the belief circulating that it's comparable to a chicken you'd buy to cook on your own? That's generally a falsehood, if not a lie.

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candyheartsex ([personal profile] candyheartsex) wrote2026-02-14 08:01 pm
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Collection Open!

The collection is now open!

Please enjoy your Candy Hearts, and remember to kudos and comment on your gift(s). Feedback can mean a lot to your creator!

The collection will remain open for treating, and the treatless spreadsheet will continue to be updated throughout this week!
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phoenixdown_mod ([personal profile] phoenixdown_mod) wrote in [community profile] phoenixdown_ex2026-02-14 09:00 pm
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Nominations Open!

Nominations are now open! We are reusing the same tagset from previous years, so please double check before nominating that what you want isn't already in the tagset.

Nomination rules can be found here, and if you have any questions, you can reply to this post, to the screened mod contact post, or drop us an email at phoenixdownmod (at) gmail (dot) com or dm the mod account at [personal profile] phoenixdown_mod

Nominate here at the Tagset

Nominations will close on the 21st Feb 9PM UTC.
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lightreads ([personal profile] lightreads) wrote2026-02-14 01:45 pm

Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove

Of Monsters and Mainframes

3.5/5. The one about the ship AI and medical AI who are frenemies but stuck on the same ship together, and how they and a werewolf and a mummy and a vampire and a bunch of spider drones go on a revenge mission against Dracula.

If that sounds wacky zany and like a whole bunch of things got thrown in a blender, correct.

I enjoyed this, even including the sometimes odd mix of humor and horror. (This book doesn’t really have humans, except as occasional set dressing, generally as corpses). The AI POV here is particularly good. The ship AI has vastly more processing power than the medical AI but no “human interaction protocols,” so yeah, that’s how that goes. I actually laughed out loud, which is rare for me.

Marking down only for the structure, which is simultaneously messy and repetitive. Quite the trick. I was willing to roll along with it for a lot of this book, because I was enjoying myself, but at a certain point I could have used a tad less spaghetti on the wall, you know?

Content notes: Mass death by vampire, werewolf, etc. AI equivalent of mind control.
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candyheartsex ([personal profile] candyheartsex) wrote2026-02-14 10:57 am

Collection Opening Soon!

All assignments have been submitted! Thank you to our hard-working pinch hitters!

The collection will open at 8:00 PM EST on 2/14.

Here's a countdown.
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mindstalk ([personal profile] mindstalk) wrote2026-02-14 10:12 pm

Feb 6: new Fujisawa home / Feb 10: ebike / Feb 12: Sushiro

In my current procrastination regarding actually leaving Japan, I found an attractive place nearby: the upper level of a house, 100 square meters! Japanese and Western style rooms, choices of futon and beds! Figured I had to try it. Was only available for a week. A bit pricey, but pretty cheap for the space -- not that I need all that space, but after an accumulated month in a 20 m2 place, I looked forward to stretching out.

You pay in another way, though: where my first places had been a 15 minute walk from the main station, then a 5-8 minute walk, this was a 7 minute walk to a minor station, two stops away from Fujisawa, on a line with 14 minute headways. (The Enoden line is mostly single tracked, so probably not much choice there.)

Read more... )